The newest Hills’ season is off to a dramatic start. But the best drama is happening off camera.
 

In the last few days, we've learned USC graduate Whitney Port started at the fashion powerhouse Diane von Furstenberg and may be starring in her own spinoff.
 

In the last few days, we've also suffered through the horror that was fashion-school-drop-out Heidi Montag’s new music video for Overdosin’. In addition to the ’80s video that makes us wish we were overdosing, Heidi continues to plague America with her clothing line Heidiwood. And lest we forget, she’s still dragging around that leech Spencer Pratt.
 

It's only Wednesday, but that's already enough to declare Heidi: The Loser of the Week.

Let’s take another look at the video just to confirm how much it sucks to be her:

Hmm, if nothing else, this should teach young girls everywhere to stay in school.
 

Drop out and you too can become a failed fame whore.