Platform A Little Shaky

Platform A Little Shaky
Junior Class Council Elections are apparently today, so in the interest of helping you choose (or convincing you to abstain) I submit for your consideration the above posters.  Now, I'm not against people making promises for their elections -- it makes the senate seem like it isn't just a vestigial element -- but these promises are poorly conceived. 
  1. Discounted Calling Cards for Abroad Juniors -- Everyone uses Skype and Instant Messaging. Much cheaper than buying something that will most likely get the bookstore mark-up.
  2. Class of 2010 Apparel and Pennants -- Why would the school spend tons of money on clothing that'll only be relevant for four years? There's no resale value after 2010. Also, the juniors, like every other grade, got 2010 shirts at orientation (remember those?)
Well, good luck to the candidates, I guess. I'm sure all your friends will vote for you.

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