It’s College Week at Radar magazine.
 

Before you get too excited, though, you may want to put down the pom poms and forget the school spirit.
 

The magazine decided to celebrate the return to school with a list of the worst colleges ever. So if your school made the list, apologies in advance. Because, as Radar says, some things you can change, but "you can't unflash your tits. And your alma mater is forever.”
 

So how did the number crunchers over at Radar come up with these scientific findings?

We factored in criteria like low SAT scores, incompetent professors, rock-bottom admissions standards, unbridled alcohol and drug consumption, rampant criminal activity, and dubious alumni. And to complete the picture, we added reviews from online outlets like StudentsReview, College Confidential, and College Prowler. Finally, we tallied up the numbers—and found them a little dry. So we made up some categories of our own.

At OTR, we know you’re busy so rather than read the whole article (seriously, it’s a two-parter!) we’re giving you the Sparknotes version. Check out just a small taste (be it a bitter, bitter taste) of Radar magazine’s Dishonor Roll:
 

• Worst College in America: University of Bridgeport
   
• Most Degenerate Student Body: San Diego State University
   
• Most Superficial: University of Southern California
   
• Ugliest Campus: Drexel University
   
• Biggest Rip-Off: Hampshire College
   
• Most Intolerant: University of Mississippi
   
• Most Stoned: UC Santa Cruz
   
• Most Ironically Named Christian College: Liberty University
   
• Most Radioactive: New Mexico State University