The 8 Worst Songs of Summer 2008

The 8 Worst Songs of Summer 2008

Unfortunately, summer is coming to an end; fortunately, so is the music. Each year, from June to August, artists flood the airwaves, singing about summertime, summer girls, sunshine, and all that good stuff. This year was no exception, and in a sense, it was exceptionally bad. I don’t know if it was the lack of songs actually about summer, or the fact that there are 20 different songs about lollipops; but some were just unbearable to listen to, and few were barely decent. Although these are only the 8 Worst Songs of Summer 2008, there were plenty more that could have made this list—believe me.


8 Worst Songs of Summer 2008

 

1. Kid Rock, “All Summer Long”
Thank you, Kid Rock, for ruining a great song. Now when 8-year-olds hear Lynyrd Skynyrd's “Sweet Home Alabama,” they’ll think your song was the original.

 

2. Miley Cyrus, “7 Things”
Nothing beats a 15-year-old complaining about love, and the 7-year-olds in her video to share her pain.

 

3. Katy Perry, “I Kissed A Girl”
What are we teaching the kids these days?

 

4. Sugarland, “All I Want To Do”
Intolerable country music.


5. New Kids On The Block, “Summertime”
At last a song actually about summer. After all, NKOTB are the experts in the biz. But when you put 40-year-olds in a video with girls half their age, it just looks awkward.

 

6. Three 6 Mafia, “Lolli Lolli (Pop That Body)”
You don’t even have to hear the song to know it’s bad.

 

7. Metro Station, “Shake It”
From hearing the song, you’d think this is a British band by their accents; but no, just another bad California punk band led by Trace Cyrus. Bad taste must run in the family.

 

8. Jonas Brothers, “A Little Bit Longer”
I don’t get it. They’re not attractive, their voices sound pre-pubescent, and their lyrics unoriginal; “you don’t know what you got ‘til it’s gone”? Definitely heard that one before, and it's not even a good line.

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Comments

Anonymous
I like the New Kids song. It's very catchy. The video may look awkward but this is a list about the songs, not the videos. Plus, would you want to see them in a video with a bunch of 40 year old women? Women don't age very well. I wouldn't wanna see that. Posted 08/18/2008 10:41 PMReply
Anonymous
I really thought that Summertime by New Kids On The block was a great song. I've actually really enjoyed it and look forward to hearing more of their new music. Besides since when was thirties considered "old" and BTW they make thirties look good, real good. I'm sure the girls in the video were not complaining. Those guys are all hot! i wish them much success with this reunion. Posted 08/18/2008 11:05 PMReply

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