USC Football Itching to Play, Literally

USC Football Itching to Play, Literally

The LA Times reported that players of the USC football team had to miss practice Wednesday due to a growing epidemic: jock itch. Reportedly, twenty-five percent of the team (a number given by the kicker) has developed this skin irritation, making it uncomfortable for them to run, walk, or even show up to practice apparently. With USC’s enormous roster, that means an estimated twenty-five players have felt the itch, including key playmakers Joe McKnight (TB) and Travon Patterson (WR).

 

So what is “jock itch”? Scientifically, it is known as tinea cruris, or “ringworm of the groin.” It is a fungal infection that causes an itching or burning sensation and can affect both men and women. Irritated skin can appear flaky, scaly, red, tan, or brown. As tempted as I am to show you pictures, I’ve decided to spare you the horror. I’ll leave it to your imagination instead.

 

As far as causes go, “jock itch” usually results from “wearing wet, damp, or unlaundered clothing; sharing fungus-infected towels; infrequent showering, especially after exercising or perspiring heavily from work.” In addition, risk factors include: “hot, humid conditions; obesity; tight clothing; and changing underwear infrequently.” In this instance, USC coaches have blamed it on the new equipment worn by the team, but I think we know where the real problem lies. Looks like the Trojans need a lesson in Hygiene 101.

 

The only way to beat the burn is through antifungal creams and lotions, or in Pete Carroll’s words: “It’s just a little rub, here and there, is all it is!” And will you be doing the rubbing, Pete? As close as you are with your players, I'd think they would much rather opt for a little help from one of the USC Song Girls.

+ 1 comment

Related Posts

Comments

Anonymous
When had USC played the Penn State football team and what was the outcome of the game? Posted 10/26/2008 6:44 PMReply

Add a comment

Anonymous comment

Please enter the code or log in.

Facebook Comment