Many a guy has had that dirty nun fantasy. You know the one…
Well now stop dreaming and start voting.
Rev. Antonio Rungi is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns through his blog. He wants to combat the stereotype that all nuns are old and ugly with the Miss Sister contest in which nuns can fill out a profile and include a picture -- either with the traditional veil or (gasp!) without -- to post on his site. Starting in September, visitors can vote on which nun is the hottest “most model like.”
College guys are used to wet T-shirt contests and pudding wrestling, but the Catholic Church is not. So while this may just be a pageant to show off good deeds and good looks, steamier stuff can't be far behind. Soon these saints will be taking a page out of the old college handbook... wearing skimpy bikinis and doing keg stands... while preaching goodness and righteousness of course.
Oh yes, things are getting scandalous up in the Vatican.
The Associated Press spoke with Rungi about the pageant:
"We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits," Rungi said by telephone from his town of Mondragone. "But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it."
Good for them. Why should all those regular old none-God-fearing coeds get the glory under the pretense of “college scholarships," “making a difference.”
Celibacy is hot.
Check out the photos above to see some of the sexiest stars today getting ready for the competition!






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people finally wised up. Posted 08/25/2008 10:31 AMReply
Anyone can put on part of a nuns habit and a pair of high heels. Does not mean they really are a nun. This is baloney and if you fall for this scam....please remember that bridge for sale I mentioned earlier. Posted 08/25/2008 10:34 AMReply
Kansas you're referring to. New York has
thousands of bridges... Posted 08/25/2008 10:37 AMReply
Amen to that! Posted 08/25/2008 10:39 AMReply
PS I hope this message will make the "sick, sick, sick" message author freak out. Posted 08/25/2008 10:46 AMReply
All 3 of my mother in laws were hit on by priests as far back as 70 years ago in both Puerto Rico and Ecuador. My X was also hit on my a priest when she was 9.
The nuns and priest share a home in Miami Beach that, according to the AC repain man, is a lot of fun as well.
I agree with the part about the priests and the kids. When they pass the offering plate during mass, all I can think of is that the church is using my money to help pay the legal bills of some sick priest.
It is time to recognize that God made men and women and designed them to fit together. Let us enjoy God's handiwork and not prevert it to the point that even the priests become sickos. Posted 08/25/2008 10:52 AMReply
√http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?s=11059f8e2ca16762be3a8759444621b0&showtopic=83970 Posted 08/25/2008 10:52 AMReply
In the end we will have to give account for all of our actions.
Don't judge the pic, Posted 08/25/2008 12:02 PMReply
http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2008/08/priests-plans-f.html Posted 08/27/2008 5:18 PMReply
oh no, not because of the contest. that woulda been cool. it's the hardcore catholics who follow the bible to the letter. come on people, LIGHTEN UP! not everything is a sin. if God is truly all-forgiving what the hell are you being so uptight about? you can believe without being a religious whacko. Posted 09/02/2008 7:06 PMReply