Miss Sister 2008: Sexy Nuns Show Off What God Gave Them In This Exclusive Photo Gallery!

Miss Sister 2008: Sexy Nuns Show Off What God Gave Them In This Exclusive Photo Gallery!
Sexy Nun Heidi Montag prays: "Please God, give me huge tits the next time around."Sexy nun Jessica Simpson prays: "That there will be chicken tuna in heaven, Lord hear our prayer."Sexy nun Lindsay Lohan prays: "Hail Mary, let Sam Ronson in heaven."Sexy nun Mary Kate Olson prays: "That there shall be coke a-plenty and no run-ins with Heath Ledger, Lord hear our prayer."Sexy nun Nicole Richie prays: "Please God, let there be Ex-Lax in heaven."

Many a guy has had that dirty nun fantasy. You know the one…
 

Well now stop dreaming and start voting.
 

Rev. Antonio Rungi is organizing an online beauty pageant for nuns through his blog. He wants to combat the stereotype that all nuns are old and ugly with the Miss Sister contest in which nuns can fill out a profile and include a picture -- either with the traditional veil or (gasp!) without -- to post on his site. Starting in September, visitors can vote on which nun is the hottest “most model like.”
 

College guys are used to wet T-shirt contests and pudding wrestling, but the Catholic Church is not. So while this may just be a pageant to show off good deeds and good looks, steamier stuff can't be far behind. Soon these saints will be taking a page out of the old college handbook... wearing skimpy bikinis and doing keg stands... while preaching goodness and righteousness of course.

 

Oh yes, things are getting scandalous up in the Vatican.
 

The Associated Press spoke with Rungi about the pageant:

"We are not going to parade nuns in bathing suits," Rungi said by telephone from his town of Mondragone. "But being ugly is not a requirement for becoming a nun. External beauty is gift from God, and we mustn't hide it."

Good for them. Why should all those regular old none-God-fearing coeds get the glory under the pretense of “college scholarships,"  “making a difference.”
 

Celibacy is hot.

 

Check out the photos above to see some of the sexiest stars today getting ready for the competition!
 

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Comments

Anonymous
that has got to be a sin Posted 08/25/2008 10:07 AMReply
Anonymous
that has got to be a sin Posted 08/25/2008 10:08 AMReply
Anonymous
that has got to be a sin Posted 08/25/2008 10:10 AMReply
Anonymous
Amen Posted 08/25/2008 10:11 AMReply
Anonymous
that has got to be a sin Posted 08/25/2008 10:11 AMReply
Anonymous
sick,Sick, SICK!! Posted 08/25/2008 10:13 AMReply
Anonymous
would only be hotter if it weren't condoned. now, please, you loving and tolerant christians you, take me to task for sarcasm. Posted 08/25/2008 10:17 AMReply
Anonymous
What's wrong w/the old image? Lead us not into temptation... Posted 08/25/2008 10:21 AMReply
Anonymous
God created Man in his image, which is perfect. God then created Woman from Man's rib. Good from good! How is it a sin, or wrong to portray Gods greatest creation as beautiful? Not talking perversion here, just the outward beauty. Some of you sound like you are still in the Elizibeathen era. Posted 08/25/2008 10:29 AMReply
Anonymous
well maybe now the priest will start hitting on the nuns for a change and leave the kids alone. Posted 08/25/2008 10:31 AMReply
Anonymous
Looks like the Catholic Church marketing
people finally wised up.
Posted 08/25/2008 10:31 AMReply
Anonymous
If you believe these women are Catholic Nuns, women who have taken vows to Christ....then I have a bridge in New York City fir sale and I Will Make you a really good deal on it.

Anyone can put on part of a nuns habit and a pair of high heels. Does not mean they really are a nun. This is baloney and if you fall for this scam....please remember that bridge for sale I mentioned earlier.
Posted 08/25/2008 10:34 AMReply
Anonymous
about time. Be a nice change from the delightful folks that brought the Inquisition. Posted 08/25/2008 10:34 AMReply
Anonymous
Rev. Rungi needs to be given a remedial lesson in the virtues of humility--after which, he should be defrocked. Posted 08/25/2008 10:35 AMReply
Anonymous
I hope they will have the swim suits contest. Posted 08/25/2008 10:35 AMReply
Anonymous
I believe that's 'Ocean front property' in
Kansas you're referring to. New York has
thousands of bridges...
Posted 08/25/2008 10:37 AMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous:

Amen to that!
Posted 08/25/2008 10:39 AMReply
Anonymous
hot nuns... my god, christianity is such a joke. Posted 08/25/2008 10:39 AMReply
Anonymous
That priest needs to be disciplined. He's sick. Posted 08/25/2008 10:41 AMReply
Anonymous
You're right about Christianity being a joke, but what the hell is wrong about Hot Nuns. Everybody needs love !!! Posted 08/25/2008 10:42 AMReply
Anonymous
Hey, why swim suits? With none it's even better! I remember a nun with big boobs who would look great naked...
PS I hope this message will make the "sick, sick, sick" message author freak out.
Posted 08/25/2008 10:46 AMReply
Anonymous
The photo is misleading... Check out the website catholicnunstoday.org and this is what he's trying to accomplish - nuns in the world today, of all looks and ages. They are one of us! Posted 08/25/2008 10:48 AMReply
Anonymous
@ Anonymous:

All 3 of my mother in laws were hit on by priests as far back as 70 years ago in both Puerto Rico and Ecuador. My X was also hit on my a priest when she was 9.

The nuns and priest share a home in Miami Beach that, according to the AC repain man, is a lot of fun as well.

I agree with the part about the priests and the kids. When they pass the offering plate during mass, all I can think of is that the church is using my money to help pay the legal bills of some sick priest.

It is time to recognize that God made men and women and designed them to fit together. Let us enjoy God's handiwork and not prevert it to the point that even the priests become sickos.
Posted 08/25/2008 10:52 AMReply
Anonymous
See also information about the documentary "the nun" about how the young are entering sisterhood. Marta is a beautiful, gifted young woman, and choose a life in a monastary.
√http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?s=11059f8e2ca16762be3a8759444621b0&showtopic=83970
Posted 08/25/2008 10:52 AMReply
Anonymous
I love the sense of outrage about something that seems so innocent to me. Just goes to show why porn gets makes so much money. Posted 08/25/2008 10:52 AMReply
Anonymous
Thats not beauty. Its sexy and lustful but its not real beauty. Im Sorry to see nuns take this approach it can only lead to more sin. May god have Mercy on them. Posted 08/25/2008 11:00 AMReply
Anonymous
So what if its a sin, Jesus died for your sins or so Christianity says so anything goes as all is covered.I say its a sin to keep these young women as perpetual virgins denying gods blessing to be fruitful and multiply. Posted 08/25/2008 11:07 AMReply
Anonymous
I guess you can put the word, nun & sexy together to provoke thought.

In the end we will have to give account for all of our actions.

Don't judge the pic,
Posted 08/25/2008 12:02 PMReply
Anonymous
As a catholic, I'm appalled by this contest. Posted 08/25/2008 3:48 PMReply
Anonymous
He could be posting pics of boys. Posted 08/25/2008 7:08 PMReply
Anonymous
Anonymous
sometimes i'm ashamed to be catholic...

oh no, not because of the contest. that woulda been cool. it's the hardcore catholics who follow the bible to the letter. come on people, LIGHTEN UP! not everything is a sin. if God is truly all-forgiving what the hell are you being so uptight about? you can believe without being a religious whacko.
Posted 09/02/2008 7:06 PMReply

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