There are a couple of facts to know and myths to debunk. The strip club is a fulfilling experience, for men and women alike. Men get to see attractive, at least marginally attractive, women shake the stuff they've got, while women rethink those strip aerobics classes.

Here are some tips for your visit to the strip club.

For the Gents

1. The dancer does not, under any circumstances, want to bone you. If you get this idea into your head before hitting up the club, then there won't be any embarrassing stories for later.

2. Lap dances are cool, but a date with Five-Fingers is much better. If you're visiting the strip club on a budget, it's best to skim on the lap dance. Lubing up and spanking it can be a lot more satisfying. 

3. Tip the Bouncer. You'll be able to get prime seating in the so-called "Pervert's Row."

4. Clean yourself up! Taking a shower , combing your hair and brushing your teeth are essential duties you should do daily, but many college students tend to skip a step. Please forgo these bad habits and look good, the strippers will give you a bit more attention, if they think you have cash to spare.

5. They will promise sex, but more than likely -- there won't be any. Don't let the soldier get too excited because it may be disappointed in the end.

For the Ladies

1. If the girls are heading to the club for fun, please be aware that you might need a male to tag along. Many clubs do not allow women in for a peak without a male companion.

2. Don't sweat the technique. Don't sit there and make fun or criticize, just take the experience for what it's worth. The female "entertainers" work hard for the dollar up their g-string and you might learn a thing or two.

3. Make friends with the DJ. The strip club DJ can make the experience amazing, he knows all of the girls and he can play your favorite jams. His job is to be the jiggling tiggle biddy Ipod.

4. Tip, tips, tips, and a tip. The rules: a dollar is fine, but kind of insulting. Two dollars is perfect. Five bucks, if you want to see more and ten bucks is the jackpot.

5. Have fun! Buy drinks and look like a fool later when you try the moves in the mirror.