We know you’re all out of school, but we’re going to attempt to keep you abreast on Columbia news this summer with a new feature. Similar to Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce will feature local Columbia news that’s “ripe for the reading.” Here are five summer stories you must know.

* Screw your fancy degree. If all else fails the Bwog wants you to know, yes, you too could be a phone sex operator.

* MTV has the details on where Columbia appears in the new Incredible Hulk movie.

* Furious Columbia students are demanding action after it was discovered yesterday that 5,000 of their Social Security numbers had been searchable online for the last 16 months.

* Dr. Barron Lerner, a professor of medicine and public health, wants men to know there are five health symptoms they shouldn’t ignore.

* The horrific trial continues. Today more information was presented in in the rape and attack of the 24-year-old Columbia grad student.