What is this orange peanut SH!T!? Why do you let us down, Simpson?

I love Redstone. It's wonderful. In the spring, I wouldn't want to live anywhere else on campus. There's nothing like tossing a frisbee, playing guitar, taking a nap, or (if you're that neo-hippie) hula hooping on the green for a few hours while you're supposed to be at class.

The downside is the inevitable hunger that will soon arise. Where do you go? Simpson Dining Hall. Sodexho, as it describes itself so humbly, "serves its young guests healthy, balanced, and imaginative meals in functional, pleasant environments." Simpson is "catered" by Sodexho and has to be one of the most depressing places ever. It's grey and not too appealing to the eye... or the stomach. The food is far from healthy and even further from good. For a school that is so health conscious, why? Just why.