Once upon a time there was a high school boy in Juneau, Alaska. His name was Joseph Frederick. He decided to make a 14 foot banner proclaiming "BONG HiTS 4 JESUS" and show it for all the school to see. Long story short, his principle didn't like it, he was suspended for five days and the case was heard before the Supreme Court of the United States.

Wait, what?

Some 6 years later, the phrase rests easy with the kids at UVM, as does everything else. I'm sure many of you are wondering: Why stop a Jesus?

It's pretty biased if you ask me.