UVA - University Of Virginia
Palin Transferred Between Six Colleges
So she can't make a decision about college. That should bode well for making decisions that impact the entire country.
Tanorexia Is The New Trendy Addiction
By Pencil Snapper (09/02/2008 4:38 PM) Tags: tanning dependence, tanorexia, tanning, skin cancer
They try to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no.
Top 15 Hottest Former Sorority Girls
By Pencil Snapper (08/28/2008 6:58 PM) Tags: hot celebrities, former sorority girls, sorority girls, hot sorority girls, sorority sisters
Sorority girls are often like celebrities on their campuses, so it’s no wonder that so many national celebrities were once in fact sorority girls themselves. Besides, they’re pretty, they’ve paid their dues during rush week, and they know how to throw some damn fine parties. Check out our Top 1
... MORE »Hot College Cheerleader Lilly Robbins in Maxim
By Pencil Snapper (08/26/2008 1:45 PM) Tags: miami dolphin, maxim, cheerleader, lilly robbins, hot cheerleader
Lilly Robbins is a hot community college student— and a cheerleader for the Miami Dolphins. The 20-year-old appears in this month’s issue of Maxim, in which readers vote for the hottest NFL cheerleader.
We like Lilly because she is cool with lying and thinks even guys want to be Dolp
WSU Professor Observes Students Get Beat Down for Telling Bad Jokes
By Pencil Snapper (08/25/2008 4:31 PM) Tags: bad jokes, jokes, linguistics
A WSU linguist asks her students to tell bad jokes; some get punched.
UVA Bans Fun at Sporting Events
By Technical Brilliance (08/22/2008 1:05 PM) Tags: university of virginia, wahoos, hoos
The cussing, the inappropriate gyrating and the obscene gestures are soon to be eradicated from the University of Virginia's sporting events... well kinda.
All signs have been banned at any sporting events at the university and students are furious. All their time and effort put into ridi
... MORE »Fraternity Pissed About Vandalism
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 4:50 PM) 
When you gotta go, you gotta go. And apparently thirteen Theta Delta Chi pledges from UVA had to pee so badly that they broke into a Union College fraternity house to do their business.
Unfortunately for the Union College fraternity, the pledges did their business all over the sofas.
Now the
... MORE »Communist UVA Crushes Dissent, Bans Signs
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 10:05 AM) Tags: fire groh, no signs, sign policy, cavaliers, Al Groh
Cavalier sports fans told to leave signs at home. No word yet on tacky T-shirt and excessive body paint.
Leroi Moore, DMB Saxophonist, Dies at 46
By Pencil Snapper (08/20/2008 08:58 AM) Tags: dave matthews band death, leroi moore dead, leroi moore, dmb, dave matthews band
Leroi Moore, sax player for Dave Matthews band, has died.
Bigfoot Discovery: Joke's On Us!
By Pencil Snapper (08/19/2008 4:48 PM) Tags: searching for bigfoot, bigfoot hoax, rick dyer, bigfoot, matthew whitton
It must be a slow news summer because networks are covering whimsical legendary creatures. The Montauk monster, the chupacabra and now Bigfoot, strange animals have populated the airways with their existence, or lack there of.
Turns out that the Bigfoot discovery made week was just a pu
... MORE »UVA Honor Trial Is The New Spanish Inquisition
By Jessica Almanza (08/14/2008 2:57 PM) Tags: academic integrity, semester at sea, honor trial, the honor system, uva honor code
The University of Virginia is known as one of the oldest and most honorable universities in the US. Originally founded in 1824 by Thomas Jefferson, the university has prospered greatly since its establishment almost two hundred years ago. UVA’s biggest claim to fame isn’t the famous Mo
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