Bigfoot Discovery: Joke's On Us!

Bigfoot Discovery: Joke's On Us!

It must be a slow news summer because networks are covering whimsical legendary creatures. The Montauk monster, the chupacabra and now Bigfoot, strange animals have populated the airways with their existence, or lack there of.

 

Turns out that the Bigfoot discovery made week was just a publicity stunt. A group called Searching for Bigfoot was ecstatic when they learned about the Bigfoot discovery and went out to... what else? Search for Bigfoot!

 

This group meant business because they tracked down the frozen Bigfoot carcass and brought it back to Delaware County. After the creature thawed out, they realized their precious freak was nothing but a rubber costume in a freezer. Stanford professor and Bigfoot aficionado Steve Kulls was the first to post that the Bigfoot discovery was a hoax.

 

Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two men who claimed to find the body, have recently admitted that the entire discovery was a hoax. The two lying losers "requested an undisclosed sum of money as an advance, expected from the marketing and promotion."

 

When the group finally ran the necessary DNA testing on the alleged carcass, they quickly realized that the hairy details of this discovery were yet to be combed through. When the creature's hair was tested, it melted into one big clump -- something real hair never does.

 

After the body was released and the thawing process began, the researchers discovered a rubber costume -- nothing more and nothing less. Whitton and Dyer have mysteriously disappeared and refuse to make appearances on television shows.


Looks like the two Georgia men are a lot knottier than we thought.

 

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