The new web game “Spore” was meant to be a fun-filled interactive area, where creative souls dream up funky creatures to take on quixotic journeys in a spor-ifical world.

Quickly, perverts and sexual deviants changed the “wholesome” world of “Spore” into a scandalous playground with curved phalluses betwixt gargantuan purple breasts. The interaction between these creatures, ranging from a phallic fornication machine to a giant breast monster, has been dubbed “Sporn.” The creators swear the program was not intended for such lascivious purposes and it is working along with EA games to sift out the lewd characters.

The “Spore” porn was also uploaded to YouTube for the Sporno-manics, but the Spore creators are heading up a Sporn blitz to get the juicy monster coitus off the net.

Other games have experienced these Playboy-like facelifts, “Second Life” had gigantic pink tipped cocks flying effortlessly through the air, “Grand Theft Auto: San Andres” had a bordello experience with a female character, and Sims characters attempt simulated masturbation and heavy petting.

The internet was made for porn and porn was made for the internet; Spore has just fallen victim to a relationship forged in ejaculation and megapixels.