Male birth control pills are in production, but the response to taking the pills hasn't been pleasant. Pundits claim that the male birth control pills may even increase the risk of sexually transmitted infections, and now Australian researchers are trying to combat the release of the spermies by developing a radio-controlled device to control the flow of sperm from the testicles.

The device will be placed on the vas deferens - for all of you who know nothing about your penises, it's a small tube that carries the sperm from the testicles to the penis - and a remote will allow it to open and close to control the flow of sperm. The whole concept of the device is still in the experimental stages; the researchers are deciding on who has control over the remote and the expiration date of the device.

The new device could be a solid alternative to the vasectomy and a new addition to odd products for genitalia, like the penis pump. 

Exciting Note: Medical researchers, apparently, give a s-h-i-t about your penis!