The thousands of girls who go through Recruitment each fall are are broken up into small groups and led through the process by Pi Chis, older sorority girls who act as Recruitment counselors and enjoy wearing giant, ugly, jungle hats.

These hats are everywhere for almost a week--blue hats for the special, elite Pi Chis and orange for those who do all the bitchwork.  Worst of all, they end up decorated with all sorts of tacky crap, completely ruining their jungle camouflogue potential!

In any case, Steve Irwin called and said you better give him his hats back, or he'll stab you in the heart with a stingray... (too soon?)