Celebrity New Years Resolutions

Celebrity New Years Resolutions
 Lose weight Quit smokingStart volunteeringFind a significant otherMake a career changeMake a career change

The worst part of the New Year isn’t the horrible hangover from the night before or the regretful kiss you made at midnight. It is the countless resolutions you made in your head for the brand new year that you promise yourself you will follow. With the New Year quickly approaching, I thought it might be interesting to see how many of our famous friends have either completed these resolutions or eventually should. With so many scandals and controversies that Perez Hilton can barely keep up with, here are a few celebrity resolutions that we can look out for in the future.

 

Lose Weight: Everyone promises that they will drop the donut and pick up the protein shake once the New Year has arrived, but how many people can honestly say they abide by it? Michelle Aguilar, the 26 year old Biggest Loser winner shed an unbelievable 110 lbs as a contestant on the show. This loser can finally feel like a winner as she gets the chance to strut her new and improved body for New Years while everyone vouches that they will eventually do the same.

 

Quit Smoking: “They tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no no!” For all those Amy Winehouse lovers out there who have recently spotted her disgusting body on the pages of magazines, you know she should really be shouting “yes, yes, yes!” If she follows this New Year’s resolution, I might not have to wince every time I spot heavy black eyeliner and anorexic legs.

 

Start Volunteering: Everyone wants to save the world or at least talk about saving it. People who promise to eventually volunteer rarely ever do, but that cannot be said about my favorite Atlanta housewives. The Real Housewives of Atlanta all participate in volunteering and fundraising as a part of their social calendar. Sure their events include famous NFL players and diamonds galore, but at least they are saving the world, one karat at a time.

 

Find a Significant Other: Though it’s rare that your New Year’s kiss will ever come close to your lips in the light of day, we all hope that the New Year will bring us love and excitement. But when Jennifer Aniston, the best looking forty year old on the planet can’t get hitched, is there any hope for the rest of us? We all know this is your resolution Jennifer, and maybe Mr. Mayer will finally realize that your body really is a wonderland.

 

Travel: Everyone dreams of traveling after college or just with a few friends, but who actually gets to travel the world at their own leisure? If you are looking for some travel advice and are actually considering making the big leap, look no further than Angelina Jolie’s famous getaways. She may be saving dozens of children and improving the environment, but there is no harm in finding out what hotels she stayed in and where she dined.

 

Make a Career Change: At the stroke of midnight, many youngins vouch that they will never work in a cubicle again and will actually participate in something they enjoy. If you are looking for a little inspiration, take note of ladies such as Heidi Montag and Jo de la Rosa. These reality television hussies transformed their true life careers into singing ones.

 

Though these are only a few resolutions for the upcoming New Year, they are definitely oldies, but goodies. With the New Year quickly approaching, my resolution is to flip through as many gossip magazines as I can to spot all the celebrities who have not kept to their resolutions.

And to be less cynical.

 

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