Photos: Cliff Watts/Esquire

Who says community college won't get you more than a  mediocre paying office job for the rest of your life? If you're also super, super hot, you can become a rich and famous movie star.

This year's winner of Esquire's prestigious "Sexiest Woman Alive" award is Halle Berry, who posed for a rather odd photoshoot for the magazine. 

In terms of hotness, I'd definitely say she's top five (and I think number one for the chestal region), but she loses points for me hating every role I've ever seen her in, most noteably, being the sole reason The World is Not Enough sucked something awful. I mean, the same is true for Jessica Alba and her acting, but she's also just a terrible person in general I've heard. I bet Halle is nice enough in real life.