Don't Let the Midwestern Accent Fool You

Posted by Collegiate Don Juan 06/12/2008 11:22 AM

Tags: Guggenheim, MoMA, Midwestern tourists, innocent bystanders, overheard

Don't Let the Midwestern Accent Fool You

Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: F*ck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, f*ck you, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of c*ck-sucking *ssholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.

--Outside the Guggenheim

Overheard by: Ehem

Comments

aquamarine says,

That's hilarious. Posted 06/12/2008 11:24 AMReply

SuperrStarr says,

Awesome. Posted 06/12/2008 11:38 AMReply

Jessica Almanza says,

Haha, I've seen that before! I have a friend who's originally from Ohio and when we visited NYC - she turned out to be one TOUGH cookie. She shoved, pushed and berated people - it was a side of her we had never seen before. Posted 06/12/2008 12:09 PMReply