Tourist: Excuse me, can you tell me how to get to MoMA from here?
Suit: F*ck you, what do I look...
Tourist, indignantly interrupting: No, f*ck you, you motherf*cking piece of sh*t. You don't want to answer, you say "I don't know". All you New Yorkers are a bunch of c*ck-sucking *ssholes.
[Suit, stunned, gives directions.]
Bystander to tourist: Where did you learn to do that?
Tourist: The Midwest.

--Outside the Guggenheim

Overheard by: Ehem