Poor John Stocco. After being cut from the Green Bay Packers during the preseason, it now seems that the former Badger QB will be playing defense for a while... bouncing for Wando's Bar And Grill.

In a twist of dramatic irony that rivals anything Raging Bull had to offer, the erstwhile commander of the Badgers seems to have found out the hard truth about life outside of the UW Athletics Mafia. And it involves a lot of hearing bros ask, "Are You John Stocco? What happened?" between mouthfuls of bacon.

Predictably, the former Badger is getting a little bit sick of the usual questions that follow him, but perhaps the onetime deliverer of the final coffin nail into the mighty Wolverines will find a way out of this "fishbowl" after all. What's that? The XFL got cancelled? Never mind then.