Because of an uncorroborated, anonymous allegation of hazing, Alpha Epsilon Pi has been suspended for the 2007-2008 school year.

The alleged hazing "was not crazy, nasty, alcohol-related or sexually or physically (related),” according to AEPi president Jared Steinberg, whose rebuttal rules out pretty much everything people do in their free time on campus, hazing or otherwise.

The kicker? A required hazing workshop may await all new members if the suspension continues. Oh, to be a fly on the wall...