"Hazing Workshops" May Await Suspended Frat Over (Non)-Incident

Posted by SpeedRacer 10/03/2007 7:28 PM

Tags: Sororities, Alcohol, Hazing, Frats, Greek life

"Hazing Workshops" May Await Suspended Frat Over (Non)-Incident

Hazing workshop? Will the Powerpoint look anything like this?

Because of an uncorroborated, anonymous allegation of hazing, Alpha Epsilon Pi has been suspended for the 2007-2008 school year.

The alleged hazing "was not crazy, nasty, alcohol-related or sexually or physically (related),” according to AEPi president Jared Steinberg, whose rebuttal rules out pretty much everything people do in their free time on campus, hazing or otherwise.

The kicker? A required hazing workshop may await all new members if the suspension continues. Oh, to be a fly on the wall...

Comments

Pokey T says,

I love that powerpoint! The bizarre clip art totally makes it. Posted 10/03/2007 8:49 PMReply

SpeedRacer says,

@ Pokey T: Thanks! Yeah, that came with PowerPoint. The only thing funnier than thinking about a hazing workshop is thinking about a meeting where someone would come across that in the clipart library and say, "Yeah. That's exactly what this slide's all about. Pick that one. Do they have it in light maroon?"

By funnier I meant suicide-inducing. Posted 10/03/2007 8:56 PMReply

Pokey T says,

@ SpeedRacer: Maybe you'll enjoy this... it's my favorite cheesy-Powerpoint-template-related website. ;)

http://powerbacks.com/ Posted 10/03/2007 9:15 PMReply

The Philosopher says,

Our AEII got suspended last year, too. For having an unlicensed formal.
Crazy boys. Posted 10/04/2007 04:13 AMReply

SpeedRacer says,

@ The Philosopher: Ours had to take their bulldog to the vet to get his stomach pumped because they fed him a bucket of beer. That was 3 years ago. Posted 10/04/2007 09:03 AMReply

blondie says,

that powerpoint is classic. when WOULD that graphic be appropriate?! Posted 10/04/2007 3:02 PMReply

SpeedRacer says,

@ blondie: As the suited man with arms aloft and tie askew deftly navigates the dizzying highs and crushing lows of the market, so must we learn to adapt to the inevitability of change, in business and our own lives as well.

God, I hate clipart. Posted 10/04/2007 3:12 PMReply

SpeedRacer says,

Oh yeah, I forgot. He's surfing on top of his briefcase. Posted 10/04/2007 3:18 PMReply