Who knew that scoring big could be so easy? This Harvard "teacher" is looking for a little exam-time relief while the missus is out of town.

Now, for the important question... who is this guy? A teaching fellow? An assistant professor? An impostor looking to get laid easily? Or is this a hoax?

Money's on one of the last two options, as this is Craig's List and his syntax is fairly atrocious. Is he looking for a not fat woman? A not fat men [sic]? I don't even know!!

If anyone knows who this is, feel free to send tips our way. Thanks to the tipster who pointed this out in the first place -- sick find!

Post below in its sketchy entirety...

NSA... wife out fo town. - m4w - 30

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Reply to: pers-539597396@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-15, 3:20AM EST


I am 30 years old, fun, strong, educated(teaches at Harvard) men looking for NSA relationship for a month while my wife is our of town. email me with pics only please. Must be 22-35 yrs old. and please not be fat.