Though most of us have experienced the perks of living the college life such as rounds at the bar, football games, and endless opportunities to out drink the person next to you, most of us, unfortunately, have also seen the downside of that horrific morning after. Your “good ideas” from last night’s outing may turn out to be bad ideas when your morning requires ibuprofen and serious amounts of H20. Well, if you think you’ve experienced the worst of the worst of what it’s like to wake up in last night’s makeup, think again. Here are the top 10 things to wake up in as well as wake up to in the morning that never stops hurting.

Top 5 Places to Wake up in:

1. Just when you jump out of bed at 8 AM thinking you are in the clear because you are in your own room, take a thorough look around. Your bed may be providing a party for 2 and you might not know who that other person is. Waking up in your own bed next to a random head could make waking up a terrifying experience.

2. Waking up in someone else’s bed means there is a little thing called the walk of shame for you. Just when you thought waking up in the arms of someone whose face looks completely unfamiliar was terrible, asking to borrow some sweatpants and a sweatshirt makes this wake up call an all time embarrassment.

3. We may not be 3 years old anymore, but some alchies aren’t making it to the bathroom in time in the middle of the night. Wetting the bad after a night out has become as common as the morning throw up. It doesn’t make it acceptable to pull a “pull-ups” moment, but some bed-wetters are finding that they are changing their sheets more often than their friends.

4. Bravo for making it to the toilet! Not so bravo for falling asleep on it. Whether it’s on the floor, using the toilet as a head rest or the all time favorite of actually falling asleep sitting on the seat, the bathroom has become a “killing 2 birds with 1 stone” late night spot for those who need to puke and pass out.

5. White outfit, thermometer in hand and a comforting smile on her face doesn’t always mean that your dream about a nurse isn’t just your reality, guys. Waking up in the hospital is probably as bad as it gets. You may get some green jello and nice nurses named Susie, but have fun explaining to your parents why you were in the hospital at 3am. Stubbed toe?

Top 5 Things to Wake up to:

1. Just because you know the words doesn’t mean you can always party like a rock star. The next time you rock those 4 inch stilettos and hooker top, make sure to remove the clothing before you hit the sheets. Waking up to the sight of heels on the bed and imprints from your jeans could change a girl’s wardrobe from high heels and low cut tops, to sweats, sweats, and sweats.

2. He shoots, he scores. You may have made it to the trashcan in time, but make sure that trashcan isn’t laying by your bed for a morning cuddle. Get rid of the evidence, and get some Lysol.

3. Have you ever asked yourself the question: What the hell happened last night? If so, the best thing to do is look around for your keys, phone and credit cards. Missing these things either means you’ve had a terrible night or an amazing one; just depends on the type of person you are.

4. Drunk dialing has become the new drunk driving and everyone seems to be breaking the rules. Yet, the rules are simple. Don’t drunk dial, text, or BBM someone who you wouldn’t when you are sober. Waking up to drunken texts and power calls means that you are a rule breaker, my friend. Bad, bad move.

5. Though most of the things mentioned on the list can be forgotten with a cry and another drink, some mornings are causes for more concern than your average drunken fiasco. Waking up to a condom wrapper in your trashcan and no one in your bed can lead to panic. Pray you were blowing up a balloon animal in the middle of the night as opposed to getting down and dirty.

Just when you think your wake-up tops the list, most of us have the “been there, done that” mantra for the morning after. Waking up to bad decisions and bad late-night food could either be a cause for concern or a really good reason to go out tonight.