Within the last week there has been not one, not two, but four dead birds between Garnett Place and Francis Searle. Two under the Foster El stop and two around Tech.

And not your average "Wow, I didn't realize birds could get hit by cars" dead, but straight up no-noticeable-cause dead.

Random and gross coincidence? Or avian influenza? YOU DECIDE!

Or you know, you hope for bird flu so you don't have to worry about finals. Either one.