Stanford's sports website, gostanford.com, boasts a weekly poll that's relatively reasonable. This week, however, takes the cake:

Football Fanpoll - Which of these teams on the 2007 scheduled does Stanford most favorably match up against?

A) Arizona State
B) TCU
C) Arizona
D) Washington State
E) Washington
F) San Jose State

Wait a tic -- isn't this just a fancy way of asking, "Which of these teams do we have the most chance of beating?" (Answer: G) None of the above)