As part of an effort to get young, horny males to vote this year, Jessica Alba has voluntarily tied herself up for a new ad that reads "Only you can silence yourself" for the youth voter registration site, DeclareYourself.com. Will it work? I've already signed up under 12 different names after seeing that picture, that's how inspired I am.

Full disclosure, Alba is a vehement Obama supporter and has frequented his events and Will.i.am videos. So she wants you to vote, but for Obama, otherwise, it's probably best to skip registering and start Googling "Jessica Alba bondage" just to see what else comes up. You know you're about to try it.