...They've returned.  And they have their very own weekend.

 That's right.  Parents weekend is upon us.  

According to Wisconsin Alumni Association spokesperson Kate Dixon “it’s a chance for parents to come and see firsthand the adventures their students are having on campus."

Adventures. Hopefully they won't include the adventures at the arboretum when your best friend tried to commit arson in a drunken stupor.

If you've found no place to run and hide with ma and pa around, there's always Madison Pop Fest or the soon-to-be-famous  Lombardi.