Madison students were witness Tuesday to the most horrible, disgusting act to hit the Midwest since the birth of Spam: an old man--looking at something sexual on a computer in the library.

That’s right. Here at the UW, we like to deny the existence of all the strange, old people out in the ‘real world’, which, ironically, we’re apparently preparing for here. But this man burst our bubble.

The old man, described by a witness as “unkempt," was escorted from College Library Wednesday after looking at sexual pictures online while IMing with (allegedly) young girls. (“Jingo419” if you're curious.)

And the best part of the story? It made the front page of the Daily Cardinal. Apparently it's the most important piece of information on campus for the day.

‘Unkempt' is the unofficial word of the day.

PS- The News category chosen should most certainly be read with quote marks around it