50% of students at Michigan are Greek. And while it's true I make up all my statistics, the fact remains that Greek life will in some way influence a lot of you as freshmen. And as Welcome Week starts and you start going to parties with brothers and sisters trying to get you to join and Greek letters are swimming around your head like alphabet soup, I think it's only fair I present you with a list.

A ranking order of fraternities and sororities is purely a word of mouth thing. It changes from year to year and no one ever bothers to write it down. Well, I did. The best houses are on top, "best" generally meaning the hottest collection of guys or girls, and how fun they are to party with. So yeah, here we go:

Fraternities	Sororities
1. Phi Psi   2. SAE  3. Theta Chi  4. Pike  5. AEPi  6. SigEp  7. Fiji    8. Chi Phi 9. ShadyPhi  10. DKE	1. Alpha Phi 2. Tri Delt 3. Kappa 4. EK 5. Theta 6. AXO 7. ADPi 8. DG 9. Chi-O 10. SDT

It's important to remember that this list does not speak to the character of those in the house, but only of their rep on campus. For further exploration of each house, click the links and review some of my old segments. There's still a lot of houses I haven't gotten to, which is because I either haven't had time yet or they're not interesting enough to write about.

And of course I'm anticipating the "blah blah blah what does Johnny Quest know, he's just a GDI ****" response, but the answer is more than you think. If you claim your house is ranked too low or are pissed it isn't on the list at all, one of the great things about this job is that I don't have to care. But let the bitching begin.