It must be nice to be a politician that has more money than God so you can buy primetime slots on major networks to get your message out to all the people who have been avoiding this election like the plague in favor of My Name is Earl. Obama purchased half hour blocks on October 29th at 8pm on CBS, NBC, and he’s in talks with FOX and ABC as well. Ross Perot did this too back in the day, but unlike him, Obama actually might win the election.

The Obama Show will be preempting The New Adventures of Old Christine and Knight Rider. The sad part is, if Obama had a show on these channels every week, it would probably get better ratings than both these shows combined.

So what does a half hour of pure Obamafication consist of? Well he’s probably going to talk about how American he is for 10 minutes, talk about his policies for 10 minutes and then hopefully he’ll get like Bono to come on and play or Angelina Jolie to show up and get and “Vote for Change” tattoo live on stage. Now that’s must see TV.