Friday marked the first Red Sox AL East division title since '95. And when the celebration went down after the Yanks' dramatic loss to Baltimore, who came out to dance? The whitest guy in the Red Sox Nation: closer Jonathan Papelbon. His twenty-something frat boy partying was extremely reminiscent of any Friday night at Tufts.

Known for not being the sharpest tool in the shed, Papelbon even put a box from a 30 rack of Bud Light on his head after the game. We'd be lying if we didn't admit that we've seen similar behavior at many a Tufts party (though the frats tend to spring for Natty Ice).

One day, we'll post about white people learning to dance. Maybe around the time SOC performs (because lord knows that TDC certainly doesn't fill that role). But for now, watch and enjoy.