Let's not lie, here: the Yale Dining Services website is kind of amazing. From this, you can find out when to get stoned before dinner - if the food is really bad, then it will taste better stoned, or if it's really good, it will taste super good....well, maybe it's always a good idea to get stoned before dinner.

Anyway, it also tells you how many calories all foods contain, and whether or not they contain wheat, dairy, soybeans, whether or not they're vegan, and in the case of "tri-color tortellini," even how many colors the food is.

But say you want to find the exact ingredients of something? Say...duck sauce? Someone at Yale got lazy.

No such luck, brother. If you really want to know, try Wikipedia.