USC football got completely ****ed up by Stanford on Saturday -- but hey, at least they used a Trojan. The 24-23 last-quarter upset was a headline-making victory this weekend and if you were anywhere in SF, it was the victory that launched a thousand hips. Among all the celebratory orgies, who among us does not owe a happy quickie to universal celebration?

The real winners in this situation, though, are the administrators. How convenient that we win a game against a top nationally-ranked team, perhaps overturning our curse the weekend before alumni homecoming. I'm guessing a lot of alumni this weekend will be humming "All Right Now" and writing some fat checks.