This is all the music you'll need for the day, I promise.

Step one: Load song "Titties on the Hood" onto your iPod.
Step two: Listen on repeat at all times.

Seriously, Mookie Ninjak is a treasure, and "Titties on the Hood" is really the anthem of our college existence. Third Eye Blind? Common? Forget it - Mookie Ninjak.

Sample lyric: "Flash your titties like a movie star (For cash and such, for cash and such)/ Put your titties on my bumper car (Crash 'em up, crash 'em up)"

Sheer, inappropriate genius.