This Old Crack House

This Old Crack House
This Old Crack HouseThis Old Crack HouseThis Old Crack House

Madison police busted a burglary ring connected to a crack house on Greenway View. 

 

They also released a barrage of charming photos.  Ever wonder what crackheads keep in the icebox?  Tater tots apparently.  Midafternoon snacking options?  Celery or a nice bell pepper.  Healthy crackheads.  The vile photos are enough to scare any kid straight.  Remember kiddies, in the sage words of Zack Morris, "There's no hope with dope."  Hi, I'm Brandon Tartakoff...

 

The dealers were allegedly accepting large flat screen TVs in exchange for crack cocaine--in addition to sexual favors, shock!--which police believe was connected to a rash of recent "smash-and-grab" burglaries that have ceased since the crack house was infiltrated.

 

The garbage-filled home, which police said was used 24/7 as a smoke house, will likely be torn down.  Hopefully sooner rather than later.

 

 

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Comments

The Peasant
A+ post title. Posted 06/13/2008 06:43 AMReply
Jessica Almanza
Thank God it's getting torn down, I'd hate to be the tenant after that person! Posted 06/13/2008 11:45 AMReply
blondie
Thanks, I wasn't sure if anyone would get the reference.

Additional funny read: It's Not A Crack House, It's A Crack Home
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33874

"If DeeDee has gone catatonic and hasn't shut her eyes since yesterday, none of us knock her over just for fun."

Ahh, that timeless crack house humor.
Posted 06/13/2008 12:53 PMReply

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