The article went on to note how this week's game against Michigan will obviously  bring "increased enthusiasm and excitement" and will be a "high-charged game." Student version: everyone's going to be louder and drunker than at any game this season, except maybe the Iowa night game. Thanks to this article, they'll probably do a couple extra choruses of Wiley's favorite cheer just for him.

Here's the beautiful part: just beneath this article is one about how 2,600 parents are in town for Parent's Weekend to see what little Johnny or Sally's been up to and get the UW experience. Wiley himself said most parents express concern when they visit related "to aspects of Wisconsin’s drinking culture."

Here's to hoping Wiley's self-induced coronary pushes him into early retirement.