A woman from Los Angeles is suing Victoria's Secret, claiming one of their thongs injured her.

The woman said she was trying on the “low-rise v-string” thong when a piece of decoration flew off and struck her in the eye. She claimed her cornea got damaged and that she had to miss several days of work to get it treated.

Her attorney is classifying this incident as a “design error” and says that his client’s injury will affect her for the rest of her life.

Please! Her story does not sound plausible at all. A piece of decoration flew off and went into her eye? How close did that thong get to her face? Plus, you are not supposed to try on panties for hygienic purposes. Correct me if I’m wrong.

I’m sure Victoria’s Secret can compensate by giving her a free pair of panties (those things are expensive!). Forking over a large sum of money because the woman was most likely just careless is ludicrous. It’s not like she went blind so she should just suck it up and move on.