Now for the low, low price of $1200, you can get an SUID that includes something like 1400 Cardinal dollars.

You see, someone living on campus for a little while decided to buy this to make life easier because she likes to cook!

Wait.  That doesn't make any sense...

But I guess neither does advertising that "It is a convenient card to use for dining around Stanford, such as...the Manzanita dining hall."