Real Vanderbilt Heroes: The Douchebag

Posted by Izzy 07/19/2007 4:57 PM

Tags: poppedcollar, douchebag, frat, forciblyfondle, drunkards

If your idea of a great Friday night involves slipping a drunk girl a roofie so that you can date rape her, you might just be The Douchebag.

You'll fit in wonderfully with the guys at Vanderbilt who like to "forcibly fondle" the drunken freshmen Vandy Girls wandering back to Branscomb after a night on frat row.

You might join a frat--but that won't be enough to make you cool (and your brothers will probably have just as much trouble tolerating you as all the girls you hit on do).

I bet you pop your collar, too. . . Douchebag.

But we salute you, because you make the rest of us look a whole lot better.

Comments

Anonymous says,

sounds like somebody didn't get the bid they were hoping for Posted 07/19/2007 6:55 PMReply

Anonymous says,

or perhaps it sounds like someone wishes they were attractive enough for even the douschebag to want to daterape... Posted 07/19/2007 7:50 PMReply

Izzy says,

Umm... clearly Anonymous is a serial rapist. I know you've probably heard this a million times, Anonymous, but "No" really does mean no, and she actually DOESN'T want to sleep with you, especially when she says, "No, get away from me, you ugly bastard," and then punches you in your ear.

For real, though, date rape is a serious problem and should not be taken lightly. Posted 07/24/2007 2:47 PMReply