Two of my least favorite people ever--Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt--are reportedly working on a project to launch one of my MOST favorite things ever--a hip new website. Pratt & Montag plan to start a social networking site that they describe as "bigger than MySpace [and] bigger than Facebook."

Wonder what kind of features the new website will include...The ability to "Enemy" rather than "Friend" people? Relationship statuses that include not only In A Relationship and It's Complicated but also Pretending To Be In A Relationship and Recently Broke Off Alleged Engagement With? Bumper stickers featuring items from Heidi's "clothing line", Heidiwood? (Common prints include zebra, common shapes include spaghetti strap tanktop)?

Free cupcakes for the reader who comes up with the best name for the site.

What do you think? Would you join Spencer & Heidi's social networking site?