Boo, Aristotle's Son, for your list of the country's ugliest colleges! The economy's in a recession, summer's almost over, and you're showing us pictures of ugly chicks?

Never fear--I have here the exact opposite--a list of the colleges with the hottest girls.

The list divvies them up by grade (A, A-, B+ etc). The A+s will be listed here. You're welcome.

1. Arizona State University

2. Florida State University

3. Hampton University

4. Howard University

5. Loyola College in Maryland

6. Loyola Marymount University

7. Pepperdine

8. San Diego State University

9. UC Santa Barbara

10. University Of Arizona

11. University Of Georgia

12. University of San Diego

13. University of Texas

14. and last but certainly not least...Vanderbilt University!

Holler.