Guy 1: "Dude, the ACT was so hard."
Guy 2: "Dude, I know--I got a 29."
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a 29, too."
Guy 2: "I got a 34 in math, but science brought me down.  I got a 22 in science."
Guy 1: "How do you get a 22 in science?  You can't read graphs?"

--Stevenson Computer Lab