Which '07 Star Wars cover band frontman-turned-reality TV hunk has been caught TWICE sucking the face off of an "I'm-a-skinny-bitch" blonde on NYC street corners this summer?

Rumor has it that the Daily Show summer intern, when not having wet dreams about Chewbacca or engaging in naughty PDA with the blonde, has also been playing text-tag and less innocent games with a JAPpy brunette, his date to last year's Fete and a rising junior. Probably not the rock star threesome either girl had imagined.

With a city full of sort of okay-looking (but rich) bankers at her disposal, we have to wonder why the junior class's favorite JAP is dealing with a humdrum TV star in the first place. He can hardly fund your coffee habits, honey, let alone buy the Manolo Blahniks to mend your broken heart. Ditch him.