According to CNN.com, (and may I just say, CNN, how raunchy of you!), there are good kissers and bad. And the bad kissers (you dirty website you!), can be grouped into categories by animal. EasyNN defines a few species of animal that bad kissers tend to resemble, the most heinous of which I will list here.
-Iguana: cool, dry lips, darting tongue
-Puppy: the licking type. Enough said.
-Rattlesnake: tongue down the throat jammer. Ouch
-Venus Flytrap: And I quote "his mouth would open so wide that he'd cover my mouth and nose, making it impossible to breathe. And yes, while I realize the Venus Flytrap is not technically an animal, it eats bugs and that's good enough for me."
-Skunk: posseser of breath of death
To Kissers everywhere--What do YOU think:
Which of these makeout mishaps are the most atrocious?

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