Meet Drank.

Meet Drank.
I've gotta throw a thank you to Perez Hilton for this one, but there is no way I can not share this news with the college partiers of America.

Above is a photograph of a new beverage exploding in markets. Called Drank, it is an anti-energy drink. Drank is a carbonated, grape flavored whose anti-energey compounds include melatonin, valerian root, and rose hips. According to its makers, it goes very well with vodka. Drankers of drank can expect to feel stress-free and chilled out.

Hmm. Makes the seemingly innocent lyric "Ima buy you a drank" sound like a blatant date rape. Legal roofies, anyone?

I must say, as a frequent drunk napper without the aid of Drank, I do not think I will be giving the beverage a try (until, of course, it is casually slipped to me at Fuel).

What do you think? Would you want to drink Drank?
Yeah! Pass that sh*t.
No. I'd rather pop a Xanax.
Why is this drink legal?

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