The dreaded orgo class has been breached. As it turns out, someone took the exam at a scheduled earlier time and then walked out with it. The clever fiend actually signed in, then erased his name -- phew, that was a close one! -- so the administration claims to know who did it.

Of course, it sounds a little manipulative, considering they're playing the "we know who did it, but we want him/her to have the honor to come forward" role. Are they bluffing? Until we know, someone is merrily selling orgo answers around campus.