I have just received this information via anonymous tip, and am more than thrilled to share it with all you happy people about to depart on your fall break.

According to cnn.com, performing fellatio and swallowing actually reduces women's chances of breast cancer.

"Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found," says the article.
 

"In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not.

Now as much as I would like to urge Vandy girls to swallow due to health reasons, my conscience is prickling me a little. Kudos + e-love to anyone who can figure out why we shouldn't quite trust this CNN.com article. More Kudos + e-love to anyone who wishes to forward it to all the sorority list serves.

Update: No kudos or e+love to anyone. The article is a complete fake, I thought it would be a funny share despite this.