See Jane Smoke. Smoke, Jane, Smoke.

This week, Tom Joy elementary school in Nashville had quite an exciting show and tell. A 6 year old student at the school decided to grace the class with what police later found to be 7 grams of marijuana and 2 of powder and rock cocaine. When asked about the interesting possessions, the child identified them as his mother's smokes.

When I was in elementary school, the most exciting thing at show and tell was Billy's dead pet fish. Billy got a year of school counseling--leaving one to wonder what punishments, if any, should be inflicted upon the kid and his 27 year old crack-smoking (literally) mother.