Meet Richard McCarty.
That's Mr. Provost and Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs McCarty to you, Vanderbilt.

Former Dean of the College of Arts & Sciences, McCarty has been appointed by Zeppos to be his Chancelloral First Mate. McCarty is also a distinguished behavioral psychologist.

Coincidence? I think not. We Vanderbilt students do behave in such strange, unexplicable ways...

McCarty, although not quite as adorable as Zeppos, seems a fine candidate for the job. Still, I miss bow-tie wearing, pot-smoking Gordon Gee.