Cornell has a proud history of alumni, most of whom go on to be successful, independent overachievers. Clearly proud of their college years, many of these alumni return to the campus at some point--perhaps to show the next generation around their future quads, or to stroll nostalgically through the old alma mater.

Then there's this guy, a former Phi Kappa Sigma, who snuck onto the grounds of "Greentrees," the Pi Kappa Phi house, to lament with utter disdain how ΠΚΦ stole it from ΦΚΣ ("bastards!") and to seductively taunt a few deer hanging nearby.

"Hello, buddies, how's Greentrees treatin' ya? Welcome to Greentrees!"

Eventually the deer can't take any more quiet harrassment and run away, while the guy stays behind to admire the tresspassed property with some genuine frat-boy slang:

"Freakin' majestic, dude."

(Not shown: the brutal aftermath where a brother from Pi-Kap sticks his head out a window to say, "Bro, stop bein' ****in' gay and go jack off somewhere else!")