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Nine More Reasons Why Vassar Deserves It More Than Wesleyan

Posted by Edna St. V. 07/19/2007 6:57 PM
Category: Funny Tags: vassar, wesleyan, winning

1) A group of students once hosted a protest rally because some drunk kid (who didn�t even go to Vassar, mind you) drew a swastika on a wall.
2) English professor David Means has the following sentence on his Wikipedia profile: �He once went birdwatching with Jonathan Franzen.�
3) The guy from the Bravery went here.
4) There�s a piece of Plymouth Rock attached to New England Building, otherwise known as Building Where We Study Oppressed People.
5) The AC/DC was featured in The Muppets Take Manhattan.
6) Meryl Streep�s daughter goes to school here. As does the heir to the Target fortune.
7) This video.
8) We can panel discuss your ass out of town ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
9) Sam Bloch. And yes, that's Julian Casablancas next to him.

+ 6 comments

Phoebe Crackenthorpe says,

hahaha i wrote that on david mean's wikipedia article. though i believe i originally phrased it as: "he loves to go birdwatching with his Best Friend Forever jonathan franzen." which by the way, is completely true. he told me himself, i swear to god. Posted 07/19/2007 8:29 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Sam Bloch with Julian Casablancas- Greater than or equal to Maddie Cichy with Paris Hilton? Posted 07/27/2007 11:13 AMReply

Anonymous says,

sam bloch thinks he's a hipster intellectual, but he's probably the biggest dumbass on vassar's campus. couldn't think his way out of a paper bag Posted 08/04/2007 3:28 PMReply

Anonymous says,

The drunken swastika kid DOES go to Vassar though. Nice try. Posted 08/04/2007 4:07 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I heard Bloch IS "drunken swastika kid." Posted 08/04/2007 4:52 PMReply

Anonymous says,

@ Anonymous: He's not. Posted 08/10/2007 5:13 PMReply